Mobfadcappang is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, narcissistic dragon.

Mobfadcappang created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Mobfadcappang, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mobfadcappang, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mobfadcappang's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mobfadcappang's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Always obey Mobfadcappang's priests.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Hide if nine frogs approach from the east.

5. Do not cook food in pots.