Dadlenget is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, slow duck.

Dadlenget created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadlenget, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dadlenget, she will manifest in front of you.

Dadlenget's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dadlenget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about fire.