Libcepmonsat Vabcenpak Vonvidwodlab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, fast warg.

Libcepmonsat Vabcenpak Vonvidwodlab created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Libcepmonsat Vabcenpak Vonvidwodlab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Libcepmonsat Vabcenpak Vonvidwodlab, it will strike you with lightening.

Libcepmonsat Vabcenpak Vonvidwodlab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Libcepmonsat Vabcenpak Vonvidwodlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Erect three titanium sculptures of Libcepmonsat Vabcenpak Vonvidwodlab on top of important buildings.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.