Sak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented goose.

Sak created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sak, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sak, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sak's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not listen to music.