Fudfosshansit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, conceited crocodile.

Fudfosshansit created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudfosshansit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudfosshansit, it will turn you into a puffin.

Fudfosshansit's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fudfosshansit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Fudfosshansit on top of all buildings.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.