Jenbimfab is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent warg.

Jenbimfab created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenbimfab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jenbimfab, he will turn you into a snail.

Jenbimfab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Jenbimfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Jenbimfab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must love Jenbimfab.