Witfedmis is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish
naga.
Witfedmis created an up quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Witfedmis, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Witfedmis, she will refuse to believe in you.
Witfedmis' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Witfedmis' Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
4. Witfedmis loves sheep, so they must be honoured.
5. Learn five new languages a year.