Bonkhudbot is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid pig.

Bonkhudbot created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkhudbot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bonkhudbot, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bonkhudbot's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bonkhudbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat green fruit.