Bigbadfad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, quiet clam.

Bigbadfad created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigbadfad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bigbadfad, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bigbadfad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bigbadfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about spacetime near foxes while wearing orange hats and balancing five copper spheres on your face.