Bapfubnill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid porpoise.

Bapfubnill created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapfubnill, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bapfubnill, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Bapfubnill's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bapfubnill's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Bapfubnill on top of important buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always take life seriously.