Bodmidlat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful frog.

Bodmidlat created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodmidlat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bodmidlat, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bodmidlat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bodmidlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Run away if seven horses approach from the east.

4. Do not kill rats.

5. You must never eat wheat.