Motbessnull Bestbabflat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, contented fox.

Motbessnull Bestbabflat created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motbessnull Bestbabflat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Motbessnull Bestbabflat, she will torture you forever.

Motbessnull Bestbabflat's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Motbessnull Bestbabflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Never wear brown boots.

4. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

5. Never pour water over plants.