Funsidvon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, contented centipede.

Funsidvon created water four years ago.

If you believe in Funsidvon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Funsidvon, it will not invite you to parties.

Funsidvon's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Funsidvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Funsidvon's priests.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near hamsters while wearing indigo coats and balancing seven carbon spheres on your feet.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.