Jaddincit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful warg.

Jaddincit created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Jaddincit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jaddincit, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Jaddincit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Jaddincit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Jaddincit on top of all buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never wear cyan shoes.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Never play with disobedient children.