Dadparkboss Hondutgof is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tranquil snail.

Dadparkboss Hondutgof created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadparkboss Hondutgof, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dadparkboss Hondutgof, it will jump up and down on your head.

Dadparkboss Hondutgof's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dadparkboss Hondutgof's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Dadparkboss Hondutgof in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Dadparkboss Hondutgof on top of all buildings.
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