Jadhattafpin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, fast squirrel.

Jadhattafpin created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadhattafpin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jadhattafpin, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jadhattafpin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jadhattafpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never chant near manatees.
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