Popfubsog is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, unselfish
owl.
Popfubsog created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Popfubsog, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Popfubsog, he will jump up and down on your head.
Popfubsog's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Popfubsog's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
3. You must never eat aubergines.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Always obey Popfubsog's priests.