Popfubsog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unselfish owl.

Popfubsog created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popfubsog, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Popfubsog, he will jump up and down on your head.

Popfubsog's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Popfubsog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always obey Popfubsog's priests.