Kopmadzodfotjan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing fly.

Kopmadzodfotjan created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Kopmadzodfotjan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kopmadzodfotjan, he will destroy your home planet.

Kopmadzodfotjan's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kopmadzodfotjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange hats.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Run away if three pigs approach from the south.