Kadlenyognullwanhin Mapkarfom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate mouse.

Kadlenyognullwanhin Mapkarfom created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Kadlenyognullwanhin Mapkarfom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kadlenyognullwanhin Mapkarfom, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kadlenyognullwanhin Mapkarfom's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Kadlenyognullwanhin Mapkarfom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine hamsters approach from the north.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near nematodes while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing eight zinc spheres on your legs.