Afkablak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented dog.

Afkablak created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afkablak, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Afkablak, he will make you grow a tail.

Afkablak's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Afkablak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always pray immersed in water.