Getfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a small, narcissistic toad.

Getfarn created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getfarn, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Getfarn, she will turn you into a tree.

Getfarn's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Getfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat bark.