Boghaslan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage fly.

Boghaslan created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Boghaslan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Boghaslan, she will strike you with lightening.

Boghaslan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Boghaslan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Boghaslan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.