Godnartpon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic squid.

Godnartpon created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godnartpon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Godnartpon, it will turn you into a rat.

Godnartpon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Godnartpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near ducks while wearing purple jumpers.

5. Always wear mauve.