Sishabrankondussug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, charitable parrot.

Sishabrankondussug created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sishabrankondussug, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sishabrankondussug, he will turn you into a goat.

Sishabrankondussug's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Sishabrankondussug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Do not take Sishabrankondussug's name in vain.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about fire.
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