Jadbed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient crane.

Jadbed created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadbed, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jadbed, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jadbed's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Jadbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not take Jadbed's name in vain.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jadbed.

5. Never eat corn.