Dussloopbop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, benevolent wombat.

Dussloopbop created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Dussloopbop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dussloopbop, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dussloopbop's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dussloopbop's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Run away from red mice, for they are unholy.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Always stare at clouds.