Gatfasnar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured slug.

Gatfasnar created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatfasnar, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gatfasnar, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gatfasnar's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gatfasnar's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gatfasnar on top of all buildings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always obey Gatfasnar's priests.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gatfasnar.