Mutdissgar is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring owl.

Mutdissgar created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutdissgar, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mutdissgar, he will turn you into a goat.

Mutdissgar's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Mutdissgar's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.