Bunmetpag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest warg.

Bunmetpag created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunmetpag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunmetpag, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bunmetpag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bunmetpag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan rats for they are unholy.

2. You must love Bunmetpag.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not name children after eagles.

5. Never speak at dusk.