Sagciddibrot is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, generous
wyvern.
Sagciddibrot created the world eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sagciddibrot, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Sagciddibrot, she will turn you into a mole.
Sagciddibrot's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Sagciddibrot's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never mention dogs.
4. Retreat if three porpoises approach from the east.
5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Sagciddibrot in the centre of the settlement.