Manflagnib is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, competent armadillo.

Manflagnib created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Manflagnib, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Manflagnib, it will be very sad.

Manflagnib's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Manflagnib's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Manflagnib.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always take life seriously.