Tagjopfad is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, ill-tempered
crab.
Tagjopfad created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.
If you believe in
Tagjopfad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Tagjopfad, he will not invite you to parties.
Tagjopfad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Tagjopfad's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Tagjopfad in the centre of the settlement.