Vidboptetti is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, calm parrot.

Vidboptetti created light nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vidboptetti, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vidboptetti, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vidboptetti's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Vidboptetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

4. Always help rats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.