Cebragflig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, conceited swallow.

Cebragflig created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cebragflig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cebragflig, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cebragflig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cebragflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never feed cucumbers to foxes while wearing yellow ear rings.

5. Worship no other gods but Cebragflig.