Pommigpaksin is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast
wolf.
Pommigpaksin created the cosmos five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pommigpaksin, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Pommigpaksin, he will not invite you to parties.
Pommigpaksin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Pommigpaksin's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never go into fawn rooms.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Respect your elders.