Pommigpaksin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast wolf.

Pommigpaksin created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pommigpaksin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pommigpaksin, he will not invite you to parties.

Pommigpaksin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pommigpaksin's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Respect your elders.