Veenlapdun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, loving lobster.

Veenlapdun created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenlapdun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Veenlapdun, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Veenlapdun's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Veenlapdun's Holy Commandments

1. Veenlapdun must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Erect five lead sculptures of Veenlapdun on top of important buildings.