Veenlapdun is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, loving
lobster.
Veenlapdun created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Veenlapdun, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Veenlapdun, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Veenlapdun's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Veenlapdun's Holy Commandments1. Veenlapdun must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Always look after injured rats.
5. Erect five lead sculptures of Veenlapdun on top of important buildings.