Wikfudqueeg is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered
coyote.
Wikfudqueeg created life three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wikfudqueeg, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Wikfudqueeg, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Wikfudqueeg's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.
Wikfudqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Wikfudqueeg.
2. Wikfudqueeg must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not commit murder.