Wikfudqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered coyote.

Wikfudqueeg created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikfudqueeg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wikfudqueeg, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wikfudqueeg's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Wikfudqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wikfudqueeg.

2. Wikfudqueeg must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not commit murder.