Cadflamnell is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy owl.

Cadflamnell created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadflamnell, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cadflamnell, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cadflamnell's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cadflamnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Hide from gray voles for they are unholy.

3. Never think about optics near turtles while wearing white corsets and balancing seven silver spheres on your back.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always take life seriously.
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