Libhugkem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain wombat.

Libhugkem created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libhugkem, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Libhugkem, it will turn you into a plant.

Libhugkem's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Libhugkem's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not keep three gulls in a large pit.

3. Put Libhugkem first in all things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.