Farfonsatgovyarl is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous
bird.
Farfonsatgovyarl created the solar system four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Farfonsatgovyarl, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Farfonsatgovyarl, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Farfonsatgovyarl's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Farfonsatgovyarl's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing brown trousers.
2. Always help sharks in need.
3. Never think about moons.
4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Farfonsatgovyarl in the centre of the settlement.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.