Wotvan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane hare.

Wotvan created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotvan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wotvan, it will not care at all.

Wotvan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Wotvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Never feed wheat to foxes while wearing mauve kilts.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Wotvan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look at asteroids.