Lenfarnart is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, fussy crab.

Lenfarnart created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenfarnart, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lenfarnart, she will be very unhappy.

Lenfarnart's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Lenfarnart's Holy Commandments

1. Lenfarnart loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. You must pray to Lenfarnart nine times a day.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.