Lad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, competent unicorn.

Lad created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Lad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lad, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Lad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick badgers.

4. Always obey Lad's priests.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lad.