Rawnanbed is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying hedgehog.

Rawnanbed created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawnanbed, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rawnanbed, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rawnanbed's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Rawnanbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Run away from blue goats, for they are unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not chop down trees.