Zodmanwabhunwikmethub
is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, idiotic
gorilla
.
Zodmanwabhunwikmethub
created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zodmanwabhunwikmethub
, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Zodmanwabhunwikmethub
, he will ignore you.
Zodmanwabhunwikmethub's
most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Zodmanwabhunwikmethub's Holy Commandments
1. Never write about chlorophyll.
2. You must love Zodmanwabhunwikmethub.
3. Do not speak about rice.
4. Always help sick doves.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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