Larnlattip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable sheep.

Larnlattip created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Larnlattip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Larnlattip, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Larnlattip's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Larnlattip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

2. Never feed lots of limes to hamsters while wearing orange hats.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.