Larnlattip is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable
sheep.
Larnlattip created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.
If you believe in
Larnlattip, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Larnlattip, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Larnlattip's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Larnlattip's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.
2. Never feed lots of limes to hamsters while wearing orange hats.
3. Never wear stockings.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.