Fasbinyamgeb is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, idiotic
salamander.
Fasbinyamgeb created carbon seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Fasbinyamgeb, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Fasbinyamgeb, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Fasbinyamgeb's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Fasbinyamgeb's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Fasbinyamgeb seven times a day.
2. Always wear red.
3. You must love Fasbinyamgeb.
4. Do not shave your hands.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.