Limcepmat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent mole.

Limcepmat created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limcepmat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Limcepmat, it will try to impress you with trees.

Limcepmat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Limcepmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near cats while wearing indigo dresses and balancing nine titanium spheres on your chest.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about stars.