Xenceptof is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, astonishing hamster.

Xenceptof created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Xenceptof, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xenceptof, she will be very unhappy.

Xenceptof's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Xenceptof's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about nebulae.