Lendummapbass is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonest finch.

Lendummapbass created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Lendummapbass, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lendummapbass, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Lendummapbass' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Lendummapbass' Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Put Lendummapbass first in all things.

5. Fast once a month.