Homapplop Badsawman is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish grasshopper.

Homapplop Badsawman created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homapplop Badsawman, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Homapplop Badsawman, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Homapplop Badsawman's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Homapplop Badsawman's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry frogs.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.